I am a Pirate of the Pancreas!
Who is this guy?
I am Lorenzo von Matterhorn. Spelled like it sounds. Two T's.
Actually I am not. I am Mikkel Findinge. For danes it does not sound as it spells. You have to say "Fin" then "dinge" - just continuously.
I am a man in a boys body identifying as a man. I am 26 years of age and residing in Copenhagen.
I work as an Actuary for PFA Pension. But you may have known me as an assistant teacher at Aalborg University.
My education: Masters degree in mathematics. - Specialized in statistics (Frailty models in survival analysis).
What will happen here?
I have a lot of projects! If I ever finish them I will post them on this page.
It might be notes, presentations or videos on math! HOORAY!
It might be a stand up routine! WHAT?
It might be a mathematical stand up routine! WADDUP?!
Maybe I create poetry. Maybe I create sarcastic childrens books made for adults like "Little Sally discovers the joy of drunk driving".
I am mad motherfudger anything can happen.
I have suggestions!
Great! I might do it for free. I might not do it unless you pay.
I might not do it even if you want to pay me.
Sometimes I do not even listen to my own suggestions like:
Mikkel, you should go to swim practise.
Mikkel, you should not eat that cake.
Mikkel should stop talking to himself in third person.
But you are always welcome to give me suggestions or praise. I really like praise.
I do not operate with criticism. I am perfect. Deal with it.